Oh K-Fed…
You so crazy.
Quote:
“According to sources, KFed is currently in negotiations to sell a sex tape he made with Britney Spears for $50 million. One company in Arizona is willing to pay the fee. KFed is using the tape in negotiations with his ex. He’s willing to sell her the tape for $30 million and custody of their two sons.”
Posted in Uncategorized, Britney Spears, Chicanery, Nigga Please on November 12th, 2006 by Administrator | | 5 Comments
Thou shalt massage…Not In the bible.
You ever read the news and go to reach for the phone automatically it’s so absurd? Rev. Ted Haggard a hard core evangelical leader ( He was even featured in the movie Jesus Camp) was busted for buying Meth and receiving a “Massage” from a male escort.
The escort says he’s been seeing Haggard monthly for the past three years. He only recently figured out who he was when he saw him on TV. He narc’d on him because Haggard is a big supporter of a measure to ban gay marriage.
Haggard was the President of the NAE (National Association of Evangelicals) which has 30 million members. It’s all just bananas. I’ve always said that alot of people who are so hard nosed about religion usually have something they are hiding.The rest of the story HERE
Discuss!
Posted in Chicanery, Nigga Please on November 4th, 2006 by Administrator | | 3 Comments
Friday ya’ll
I’ve worked every day since last Thursday and it finally caught up with me so I’ve been slacking on the blogification. Here’s one big post of all the crap I meant to post.
Halloween was delightful. Started out attempting to go to the parade but they had already decided no more people. Headed to Cafeteria instead and had Many Mojito’s (I had to do the math the next day when I checked my bank account…I’m an awesome tipper sober a phenomenal tipper drunk). I swung by the situation at the Merc Bar but all I found was a African doorman and some dudes in Orange Jumpsuits. Got a call that the Girls Gone Wild Crew (or Jessica’s friends dressed up like them with real screenprinted logo’d t’s and camera equiptment) and drunkst girls were flashing with abandon and doing strange things and signing releases. So I headed up there and was immediately sorry because I had the misfortune of seeing the breasts of one of the largest Catwomans I’ve ever seen wedged into a patent leather bodysuit.
Joanie Laurer (formerly known as Chyna) showed us what was in the cookie store when she was denied entry to Hyde…
Seal shows us what love looks like in the form of a halloween costume. He was Eve to Heidi Klum’s very pregnant apple.
I hope he doesn’t have a real sister.
Movie Trailers for:
Charlotte’s Web I’m there on the first day for this one.
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj why?
Perfume I just bought the book and then this pops up. Yay! The director of Run Lola Run is behind it and it stars Dustin Hoffman. Double Yay!
Music:
I’ve now discovered Odeo so I’ll be uploading stuff..
The Darlings of the British Jordan and Peter Andre turn in a demo for a Duets album project they were proposing. It’s a cover of a “Whole New World” and it definitely has a whole new sound.
And after the bad should come some good. Daniel Merriweather is from Australia and he sings nice. I thought he was brand new but then I heard him on a soundtrack from a movie from last year so he’s just new to me.
Posted in Movies, New Music, Celebs, Chicanery, Trailers, Internetting, Nigga Please on November 3rd, 2006 by Administrator | | 2 Comments
A Space Fo’ Niggas?
I read about a little bit of madness called NiggaSpace on Fishbowl a few days ago. I was at work and didn’t want to get lost in the chasm of ridiculous it was sure to be so I didn’t look at it then.
Cut to last night and while reading the NY Post I came across another article. It was time to jump into the pool of sheer chicanery full speed.
Synopsis: Take MySpace remove anything slightly entertaining about it add even more horrendous spelling and grammar (which offended me way more than the Url ever could) and you my friend have NiggaSpace.
With women who list Turn Offs like “skinny white gurls, men who be disrespecting” and Groups like “I LOVE CHICKEN” this shit is sure to be blockbuster. I can hear the NAACP packing a lunch and getting Bill Cosby and Jesse Jackson out of bed.
That just may be me, because so far 1800+ people found it more than entertaining for a moment and bothered to sign up. Most that I’ve read are to just mock the idea of the site but still Bad Show on the whole thing.
Discuss!
Posted in Chicanery, Internetting, Nigga Please on October 30th, 2006 by Administrator | | 6 Comments
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