Well then that’s better
Turns out Kelly’s marriage was for kicks at the festival by a faux preacher in an inflatable castle. Her faux husband is a fellow named Matt Derham. The rest of the story HERE
Apologies to Kelly for not assuming you had more common sense.
Posted in Newsish, Chicanery, Marriage on September 5th, 2006 by Administrator | | 0 Comments
Kelly!
I love Kelly Osbourne. It’s just a fact. Tantrums and all. But she’s hauled off and gotten married according to Perez Hilton
Not an hour before I had ended up on The Cobra Snake because they now make a t-shirt in a perfectly ridiculous shade of pink and in the photo set for the Reading Festival is none other than Miss.Kelly lounged on a dude that looks appropriately bandish.
Is he the new Mr.Osbourne?
Photo: property of The CobraSnake
I dunno. But, I do know that Sharon is going to cuss till she speaks in tongues.
Pre-nup, Kelly you have to consider the pre-nup. Thankfully Sharon would never pull a Candy Spelling on her.
Posted in Newsish, Marriage on September 4th, 2006 by Administrator | | 1 Comments
I See Said the Blind Man
Do you recall a 1/2 hit wonder rapper named Houston? No, that’s fine your busy I wouldn’t expect you to.
But, do you remember hearing about a rapper a year ago who claimed the devil told him to gouge his eye out (without the aid of PCP or any of those other severe reality altering type drugs)?
Ok, You still drawing a blank? The original story can be found HERE
He had a hit with the song “I Like That”. Better known as the McDonald’s jingle before all this “I’m lovin It” business took hold.
This a recent pic of Houston post devil instructed eye removal.
Well good afternoon Lord Creepyeye.
Posted in Newsish, Chicanery on September 4th, 2006 by Administrator | | 3 Comments
Bits and Bobs
After spending the past few days hitting the beach, playing blackjack in the casino, shopping for awesome shoes, chilling with the cast of the Sopranos and hanging with G-Unit *
I’m back.
Just some quick notes till we are back to Full Tilt Boogie tommorrow….
- Nothing of note as far as new music releases as far as I’m concerned. Instead take a listen to Lily Allen . She’s made a fun record that is so Summer it’s ridiculous. It actually came out last week but she doesn’t have distrubution in the States so it’s an import on Amazon. I’ve had it for two weeks and have been playing it start to finish. You can buy it Here
- Besides the Go International Collections Target is rolling out something for the boys as well. They got designer Keenan Duffty to roll out a collection that in all honesty is better than any of the women’s stuff so far. The collection is available in Target stores as well as online. If I was a guy and just wanted comfy things that just went together without effort I would get one of everything. I got to touch it this evening and it was good times. Soft tees, well done denim in good washes and an awesomely made blazer for the price point.
- According to MSNBC New Zealand decided that they were indeed not ready for Kim Cattrall’s jelly. She was featured in promo spots for the Nissan Tiida that were deemed to "raunchy" to be aired.
You can view it for yourself if it’s overtly sexual or just overtly corny..Here
* Ok , I went to Atlantic City and spent the day with my Great Aunt where we hit the beach (and the nickel slots), Today I went to Da Mall out on Long Island where we saw Joseph Gannascoli better known as Vito Spatafore in the shoe department of Nordstroms chilling out waiting for someone near the ugly new foot coverings from Coach. As for the G-Unit part they are recording in the same building as a friend and they are lovely….and Lloyd Banks is hotter than Tony Yayo. Yes they actualy asked who was hotter. Those wily thugs.
Posted in Newsish on July 25th, 2006 by Administrator | | 1 Comments
August 20th 2006
This date will be known as the day the LoLcoaster goes off the tracks because Kevin Federline reportedly will be "performing" at the Fox Teen Choice Awards.
He’s even a a nominee for "Choice - Male Red Carpet Fashion Icon". Hopefully this won’t turn out to be just rumor like the Billboard Award performance last year that never happened.
Posted in Newsish on July 18th, 2006 by Administrator | | 1 Comments
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