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Well then that’s better

Turns out Kelly’s marriage was for kicks at the festival by a faux preacher in an inflatable castle. Her faux husband is a fellow named Matt Derham. The rest of the story HERE

Apologies to Kelly for not assuming you had more common sense.

Posted in Newsish, Chicanery, Marriage on September 5th, 2006 by Administrator | | 0 Comments

Kelly!

I love Kelly Osbourne. It’s just a fact. Tantrums and all. But she’s hauled off and gotten married according to Perez Hilton

Not an hour before I had ended up on The Cobra Snake because they now make a t-shirt in a perfectly ridiculous shade of pink and in the photo set for the Reading Festival is none other than Miss.Kelly lounged on a dude that looks appropriately bandish.

Is he the new Mr.Osbourne?

Photo: property of The CobraSnake

I dunno. But, I do know that Sharon is going to cuss till she speaks in tongues.
Pre-nup, Kelly you have to consider the pre-nup. Thankfully Sharon would never pull a Candy Spelling on her.

Posted in Newsish, Marriage on September 4th, 2006 by Administrator | | 1 Comments

Well then that’s better

Kelly!

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