Paris is in jail…
The least i can do is post. If you haven’t seen the MTV Movie Awards strap yourself in because the lolacoaster is leaving the platform. I’m not usually a super big Sarah Silverman fan, but the fact that Paris was in the audience makes this clip doubly humorous.
good times.
Discuss!
Posted in You Tube!, Award Shows, Chicanery on June 4th, 2007 by Administrator | | 4 Comments
Oscars Recap: Speed Round
I know I swore up and down to post a recap on Tuesday, but I had a really busy week so here you go….
Good Job:
The Coppola, Spielberg, Lucas triad - showing us all what rich, accomplished and relaxed (better known as “Too rich, ta care”) looks like.
Andre Leon Talley on the Red Carpet for ABC - He overpronounced Cate Blanchett’s last name so hardcore, she even stared at him.
The amount of foreign winners - They made some of my favorite films and music…Pan’s Labyrinth, Babel and my boy Gustavo Santolalla all walked away with awards. Not to mention Helen Mirren just killing it.
Bad Job:
Andre Leon Talley the stylist - For dressing Jennifer Hudson in that gold python Batgirl bolero jacket situation on the red carpet…Boo A.L.T. Boo.
Nicole Kidman - For looking positively ridiculous or as it was so eloquently put “Like a big cat with a red bow around her neck”.
Tom Cruise - For showing up to unleash the madness without any warning beforehand. He’s not the guy you can just “surprise guest” me with.
As for the best dressed woman not even being at the ceremony…
Photographic Evidence after the cut
Posted in Celebs, Victoria Beckham, Pictures, Award Shows on March 5th, 2007 by Administrator | | 2 Comments
Grammys 2007
I watched the Police reunite to do Roxanne live then I turned them off.
But, looking at some clips today there were actually some really good performances.
Gnarls Barkley once again totally flipped “Crazy” to sound like a whole new song. I honestly don’t believe I’ll ever get sick of Cee-Lo’s voice.
Christina Aguilera did “This Is a Man’s World” as a tribute to James Brown and once again the idea that she and Britney are essentially peers boggled minds once again.
And Chris Brown gave a Cirque du Soliel caliber performance…I almost like that he’s too out of breath to sing at some points.
Also visit iTunes and buy music from the winners…
Posted in You Tube!, Award Shows on February 13th, 2007 by Administrator | | 4 Comments
Golden Globes 2007: The Big Show
Best Supporting In a Motion Picture-Jennifer Hudson!!!!!!!!!!! And If your wondering who Florence Ballard is click HERE
Original Song In A Motion Picture- Prince for Happy Feet
Best Supporting Actor In A TV Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie- Jeremy Irons for Elisabeth- A movie that was just awesome script wise and visually.
Best Actress TV Series Drama- Kyra Sedgwick for The Closer- Which I’ve never seen due to the horrific accent she uses.
Supporting Actress In A TV Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie- Emily Blunt for Gideon’s Daughter
Best Actor TV Series Drama- Hugh Laurie for House- I often forget he’s British…and beyond humorous
Best Animated Film- Cars
Best Actress In A Motion Picture- Meryl Streep
Best Mini Series or TV Movie- Elisabeth
Best Supporting Actor In A Motion Picture- Eddie Murphy…Andrea says: ” Damn Beyonce, everyone won but you…You should go kill yourself.
Best Actor TV Mini-Series or Movie- Bill Nighy
Best Actress TV Mini-Series or Movie- Helen Mirren
Screenplay,Motion Picture- Peter Morgan, The Queen
Best Actor In A TV Series, Musical or Comedy - Alec Baldwin for 30 Rock…Honestly the best role he’s had in ages.
Best TV Series, Comedy- Ugly Betty
Best Foreign Language Film- Letters From Iwo-Jima
Best Original Score, Motion Picture- Alexandre Desplat for The Painted Veil
Best Actress in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy- America Ferrara
DeMille Award for Lifetime Achievement- Warren Beatty
Best Director Motion Picture- Martin Scorcese for The Departed…finally
Best Actor in A Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy- Sasha Baron Cohen for Borat…But, forreals he won. Then he used his actual speaking voice. He was also drunkst…good times.
Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy- Dreamgirls
Best TV Series, Drama- Grey’s Anatomy
Best Actress Motion Picture, Drama- Helen Mirren for The Queen
Best Actor Motion Picture, Drama- Forrest Whitaker for The Last King of Scotland…which means Leonardo DiCaprio lost aganist himself. The car ride home will be silent.
Best Motion Picture, Drama- Babel- Good movie and unargueably the hardest word Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever had to say.
Posted in Celebs, Television, Award Shows on January 16th, 2007 by Administrator | | 1 Comments
Golden Globes 2007:Preshow
After an afternoon recovering from the longest Poker Game ever I’m keeping it very Golden Globes tonight.
The pre-show is showing good things on the style front….
Winners so far:
Katherine Heigl- She just owns.
Brad and Angelina- I heard Jen Aniston get back in her limo and reconsider attending the show
Drew Barrymore- She has officially made up for her green dress sans bra situation from last year
Sidenote- Beyonce was caught by the E! live camera over posing for the still cameras. LOL’s were had.
Cameron Diaz- You look ridic…Like seriously
Mark Wahlberg- You are very much getting your grown man own. Being a producer suits you.
Naomi Watts- Curtains, not even heavily embroidered ones aren’t appropriate evening wear.
Jessica Biel- Gorgeous Dress, awesome hair but she still looks like she could choke you out at any moment.
Reese Witherspoon- Decided that sometimes when you let the dogs out you have to let the sexy in. For the first time she isn’t in a dress that looks like a tulle, be-ribboned confection.
Posted in Celebs, Television, Award Shows on January 16th, 2007 by Administrator | | 0 Comments
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