Well I’ll be….
I never thought I would say this, but I’ve been waiting all day to show you Danny Pintauro’s asshole.
Sit with it a moment….
Apparently he doesn’t realize he looks dead on what he looked like as a kid. Story is he posted some naughty, naughty photos on a dating site.
May I just say that I never knew these were the kind of photos that you’re supposed to post on a dating site. I would just smile and attempt to look not crazy. Learn something every day.
Out of respect for those at work photos after the jump.
1987… Jonathan Bower
Click below for more photos……..
2007…Mr. Lover Lover
Hi! My name is Danny…
I like Sports
And Accessories.
Posted in Pictures, Chicanery, Internetting, Nekkid on January 9th, 2007 by Administrator | |
on January 9th, 2007 at 6:30 am
I can’t believe I’m looking at Pintauro’s sphincter! What a sad sad moment. I will always remember him as cute Jonathan Bower…and now I feel like I’m looking at kiddy porn. Thanks a lot, Patrice.
on January 10th, 2007 at 2:01 am
Oh my Christ! I hope next week he comes out with a statement saying he’s going into rehab for meth or something. What else could explain this? Oh wait… he’s gay and this is exactly what you find on gay dating sites. Believe me I’ve looked.
on January 10th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
So Alyssa Milano is the respectable one now? Even after Poison Ivy 2? See, this is what happens when you let Tony Danza touch you as a child.
on January 11th, 2007 at 5:14 am
K-Fed, eat your heart out!
on January 11th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Eek the photos are gone!
on January 12th, 2007 at 12:24 am
grrrrrrrrrr it says ERROR! 404!
i was really exicted to see his taint! haha after hearing Chemda’s great reaction
on January 12th, 2007 at 8:39 am
Heh heh, he looks like an emaciated homeless ex-child star who put one up Will Wheaton’s ass. No wonder he’s covering his meat up. (interestingly, his dick disappears before the end of his hand. 7″ my, er, your left nut!
on January 12th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
He’s a hot skinny boy with a nice face, nice legs and good lats. That he has done what 1 million other gay men have done doesn’t upset or faze me one damn bit. He’s being dumped on because he used to be a famous child actor. He’s just a guy now, probably one who isn’t dating a lot because people either assume he’s got plenty of boyfriends or because he’s on the road a lot (doing theater).
I say: More power to him for having the guts to put his very famous face — and now body, and genitalia — out there. He didn’t have to; he could have pixelated out his face. That takes courage to put yourself out there for snarky comments, and it takes courage to be that honest about your sexuality. GO DANNY!
on January 12th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
yikes! he was such a cute kid and as the show went on it was obvious he was gay, that’s not the shocking part, but being a celeb he had to figure these would get out. Poor guy, the media is going to have a field day.
on January 15th, 2007 at 8:43 am
Is that a Herman Miller chair, or just a knock off? Either way, it’s just wrong. He does look better there than he did on that Extra or ET interview about trying to make it on Broadway.
on January 16th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
I can’t tell you how much I regret look at these. Almost as traumatizing as the time I saw Cannibal Holocaust.
on February 3rd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Oh no that chair is an Aeron knock off… $79.99 at Walmart.
on April 30th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Have you people walked by a newstand lately? Half-naked and naked people are all over the place! I cannot believe your “shock” at this. Danny is no longer a boy, he’s a sexual adult now. His behavior is no different then most men, including the men on this blog. The Internet is filled with regular people who want to get down and dirty…it’s normal. Danny is just showing that he has a “shady side” too. Don’t let this keep you up nights “worrying” about somebody ELSE’S choices.