LOLZ, Kim
Lil’ Kim gave the NY Times an interview on what her prison experience was like:
“They threw me this big party,” she said earlier this week at her rambling home in this affluent Bergen County town. “They made me this triple-layer cake out of popcorn and trail mix. They made a cake out of Oreo cookies. They made this high-heel stiletto shoe out of Jolly Ranchers,” she said referring to the candy.
The Times should never make me laugh this hard.
Rest of the article can be found HERE
Posted in Uncategorized, Newsish on September 5th, 2006 by Administrator | |
on September 9th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
That’s the difference between men and women right there, women want to be lil and men need to be beeg. But even so I think the Jolly Ranchers would undergo de-jollification if Kim (or any non-supermodel) graced them with her Presence.
What happened to your ‘pute that it blew enough chunks to lose August? Where did you stick that thumbdrive to give it that much disease? Ray Milland only lost a weekend but you have to go and lose a month? It’s impressive in a check-your-full-body-condom kind of way.
on September 19th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
I know she killed him, he probablly knocked her up.